Can you make caning better? Will babysitting help?
Consider perennially chlorinating a homemade genus Trillium.
Can you use a rabbinical gastric lavage to make technobabble better?
Can you make singsonging better? Will lumbago help?
Can you use a large staphylococcal enterotoxin B to make groundnut better?
List five ways to bring home a precise grader.
Draw a picture of an assistant professor with better growing season.
What interesting ways can you combine a logic operation with a undercharge?
List five ways to fast dye a constituent indictment.
Draw a picture of a pas de quatre with better iceman.
List five ways to zero an unacceptable extraneousness.
Consider as follows programing an absolutist basket.
What interesting ways can you combine an octet with a guesstimate?
Draw a picture of a mineral water with better waxwork.
Has anyone ever made a really good hibachiing piperin?
List five ways to converge an unshapely daughter.
Draw a picture of an iron fist with better blue.
Consider whereupon forgeting a sternutatory orientalist.
Can you make seceding better? Will corn syrup help?
Has anyone ever made a really good lightering beauty?

Think this is cool? Check out my automatic freebie aggregator.

Or, feel free to try making a madlib of your own. Currently, the avaliable commands are <noun>, <verb-ing>, <verb>, <adverb>, <adjective>, <article+adjective>, and <article+noun>. Fill one in here:

Thanks to WordNet and Perl.